Noob Cannon

I introduce the noob cannon, the greatest of all things that is good and wholesome on this planet.

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren’t ready or willing to give another gun a shot.

This is Noob Cannon and we review games, talk about games, and bitch about things that are game related. From time to time you will find a review for a game. The first time you see it, it might confuse you. We use numbers but not in a good way. Everything is rated by the number of beers an average gamer would need to drink before the game becomes fun. For example, Hello Kitty Island Adventure would require 8 beers before it might become an ejnoyable experience. The game Call of Duty 4 however would only require 1 beer before it becomes enjoyable as it is pretty much kick ass from the get go. This isnt to be confused with the notion that a game gets MORE fun as you drink more it is merely a litmus test of a game that is less then stellar, and how long it takes to become decent. So the lower the number the better. Sit down and take a load off, there will be more to come later.