Shit Game Reviewed!!

Shit Game

Name: Shit Game

Platform:  Anything that can run a windows app.

This is some seriously, and I mean truly, epic fucking shit… I found this game while I was cruising the forums and after seeing the name, I had to download it and for all that is holy tell someone about it. Alright first thing is first.

The graphics…are horrid yet creepily awesome at the same time. This is what happens when you give a retarded third grader a pen and some paper and then leave them in a room full of ganja, and not the good shit either, the bad shit. After setting the kid up, you record the drawings a few frames at a time, and then loop them. That’s your first level. For the second level you repeat the process but with a 4th grader. I dont remember if there is another level because after getting killed by the giant monocled looking floating head thing I questioned my own morality and cried a little.

The sound is truly something that made me feel wholesome. It fit perfectly with the graphics and the game play…

Oh yeah the gameplay, I almost forgot. Imagine if the guy who created the original Mario Brothers did a lot of bad shrooms and then knocked his balls around in a church for a few hours and then made a video game. This would be that game. There is plenty of jumping, floating heads and things that look like hairy nipples crossed with eyeballs.

Alright in all honesty this is some epic and I mean EPIC gaming. Apparently the guy who created this did it in a weekend and from my understanding he did it while giving birth to a mutant troll and eating the first born of Charlton Heston and Oprah. OK I may be exaggerating a little there….it may have taken him a week, I forget. If you want to get this game you can cause its free and here is the link. Get it, Love it, Spread it like a fucking STD baby!

This game gets 6 beers!